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Oooohhh...tough call...although Mladen's is much more colorful.

-----Original Message-----
From: Brian McGraw
Sent: Wednesday, May 19, 2004 11:04 AM
To: oracle-l_at_freelists.org
Subject: RE: how does oracle support work?

Which is the bigger myth... Mladen's, or the idea that Oracle gives a =
d*mn?

Brian

-----Original Message-----
From: oracle-l-bounce_at_freelists.org =

On Behalf Of Mladen Gogala
Sent: Wednesday, May 19, 2004 12:34 PM
To: oracle-l_at_freelists.org
Subject: Re: how does oracle support work?
On 05/19/2004 12:49:10 PM, ryan.gaffuri_at_cox.net wrote:
If I open a non-critical tar(one where they want you at your desk =
24x7),
it is assigned to one analyst correct?=20
=20
What happens if I update the TAR when this analyst is not in the =
office?=20

Oracle has a big cave, populated by little trolls and goblins, who will
continuously work on your TAR, once the analysts leave the office. Also,
there is a dungeon for analysts that have been bad and haven't eaten =
their
spinach or carrots, which are not allowed to leave and are chained to =
the
dungeon walls. Those are so called "senior support analysts". All of =
that
resides in the beautiful country of Elbonia.

--=20
Mladen Gogala
Oracle DBA

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